Mystic Chaos
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Elevate your wardrobe.
This isn’t just a shirt – it’s a statement piece for those who live on the edge, blending mythical vibes with raw, artistic intensity.
Available in classic white for that crisp, clean look that makes the colors pop like a bitch, or sand for a more laid-back, earthy tone that tones down the drama without losing the edge. Sizes range from S to 3XL for all you motherfuckers out there.
Product Features:
• Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort – soft as fuck against your skin, no itchy bullshit.
• Classic fit with a crew neckline for a versatile look – that high, round neck hugs the base of your neck snugly without choking you out, perfect for layering or rocking solo.
• Ribbed collar retains its shape for lasting wear – this shit won’t stretch out like a cheap hooker after a few washes.
• Ethically sourced fabric with Oeko-Tex certification for safety – no toxic crap, just pure, planet-friendly threads that don’t fuck with your health or the environment.
• Comes with a flat label for added comfort while wearing – like your ex, forget it ever existed, no neck irritation here.
Care Instructions:
Keep this beast looking fresh without turning it into a rag.
Do not dryclean – that shit’s for pussies anyway.
Do not bleach, unless you want to fuck up the colors.
Tumble dry on low heat to avoid shrinking it like a scared dick.
Iron, steam, or dry on low heat if you gotta smooth it out.
Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) with similar colors to keep the vibrant design from bleeding like a stabbed asshole.
Grab yours now and wear your gods & gold with pride!
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean