Skip to content

Cart

Your cart is empty

063

Sale price$65.00

ascend to divine drip with these pristine white swim shorts, engineered for the unbound elite. lightweight, quick-dry fabric hugs without hindering—elastic waistband, adjustable drawstring with sleek metal eyelets for that custom lock-in. emblazoned on the right leg in lustrous gold script: “GODS & GOLD,” a nod to sovereign wealth and mythic might, evoking sun-kissed pharaohs dodging the taxman’s grasp. perfect for poolside philosophizing or beachfront bartering—anti-woke armor for the liberty lover who knows true value ain’t fiat. sizes s-xxl. channel your inner deity; cop now and defy the mundane.  

Product features
- 100% polyester for durability and quick-drying performance
- Adjustable drawstring waist for a customized fit
- Vibrant colors that stay bright and crisp
- Mesh-lined side pockets for convenience
- Extra lightweight fabric for ultimate comfort

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Drip dry
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Drip dry, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

Size:
Color:Seam thread color automatically matched to design
063
063 Sale price$65.00