this isn’t just a t-shirt. it’s a litmus test. a nod to the classics for those who know stoicism pairs well with bubble gum and bass drops. if they don’t get it, they’re not the target audience.
the specs:
• seamless fit: no side seams. because your torso isn’t a construction project. just a clean, unbroken silhouette that also, incidentally, cuts down on waste.
• no bacon neck: the ribbed knit collar is engineered to keep its shape. it’s not giving up on you. ever.
• stable structure: shoulder tape keeps the fit from stretching into a shapeless mess, even if you sleep in it. we don’t judge.
• perfect canvas: the fabric is smooth and durable, so the graphic looks sharp and stays that way.
• quality assured: ethically made & oeko-tex certified. that’s just a way of saying it’s made by adults and isn’t full of weird chemicals. a quality standard, NOT a personality trait.
the upkeep: don’t be an idiot. machine wash cold with similar colors. tumble dry low. iron on low if you’re that type of person. do not bleach or dry clean unless you’re trying to destroy it.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
